‘Tis the season to slob out on the sofa and devour a tin of mince pies in front of a terrific flick, a bad movie, or one that’s terrible yet terrific.
Once again, a selection of new seasonal stories strives to join part of our seasonal watchlist—perhaps even finding a spot alongside beloved favorites like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (no arguments).
Therefore, in a vital public service to sort the crackers from the turkeys, and to get into the festive feeling, I marathoned as many new holiday releases as possible in a single day.
Beginning, hopefully, on a good foot. This film is the only 2025 title on a famous website's list of the best 100 Christmas movies of all time.
The popular band find themselves trapped in the UK after concluding their world tour and must get home for Christmas. Their endeavors are hampered by an villainous Saint Nick, who sings to declare they won’t get home until they “find their sibling bond.”
The repartee between the arguing trio is entertaining even for the non-fan, while fans will undoubtedly notice lots of easter eggs as they try to get back using all transportation available.
It’s a journey of epic proportions.
It’s not an all-time classic, but is great for fans and a good start to the day.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their family members who are obliged to sit through it.
A-list actor Kiefer Sutherland stars as a movie actor tricked into a traditional British stage show.
“A panto-what?” asks Sutherland’s “temperamental” and ageing lead Brad Mack, who has fallen on hard times and whose agent has misled him into thinking he’s appearing in high-class London stage.
His pantomime fellow actors let him know he’s playing Buttons. “Oh no I’m not,” he protests. One can imagine their response. That is, unless you’re unfamiliar with traditional stage call-and-response.
There are some hilarious moments, some cockle-warming side stories, and the ensemble is brilliant, too.
It’s the sort of feature that would be a bit tacky at a different time, but is a highly enjoyable at Christmas.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
Danny Dyer appears at the beginning of this film, too, calling someone a mug for the second film in a row. Might this become a budding festive ritual?
This time, he’s a crooning chauffeur who picks up Mr Sood, the modern take on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by The Big Bang Theory’s Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by Bend It Like Beckham’s Gurinder Chadha. The familiar story progresses as the stingy Mr Sood is confronted by the ghosts of Christmas yesterday, today, and tomorrow, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This Indian Scrooge is at least distinct from all the others, but sadly he’s not very compelling and Nayyar’s portrayal is lifeless—a significant issue when he’s so central to everything.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
There's just enough time for a network's holiday special—which stars Guz Khan as a lovably grouchy guy who “avoids Christmas.”
But after he receives an £8,000 Christmas bonus at work, his wife (portrayed by Morgana Robinson) persuades him blowing the money on a vacation to Lapland.
There’s just one problem—he discovers there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to figure out how to reimburse the remainder.
Enjoyable but forgettable.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
This is one of those Christmas films where the decorations and snow are in the backdrop—Christmas is the environment of the film rather than its core purpose—but it feels warm and holiday-like all the same.
Driven corporate star Sydney (played by Minka Kelly) is assigned to a country estate to do a deal for a sparkling wine company. En route, she encounters a guy in a bookshop who promises to show her the holidays in the City of Light.
A commentator recently claimed this is the finest new Christmas film of the past few years. That’s a bit of a stretch, but it is a Christmas romance with a hint of sophistication and gives the required warm and fuzzy feels.
The scene with a extended debate about Die Hard is notable too.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
Young Chris, played by Lenny Rush, continues to believe in Father Christmas, despite the persuasion of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him the truth.
The truth is to be discovered, and Chris ventures forth to find it with the expert help of a team of well-known scientists and personalities.
It’s low-key but charming, and good viewing while anticipating Santa to visit.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
Michelle Pfeiffer is the mother of a quarrelling American family who reunite for the holidays—including other Oscar nominee Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer begins by referencing classic festive films like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before stating: “They need to make a movie about the true heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the concept, but in practice it’s really a mash-up of those forerunner films, at least until Pfeiffer’s character at last finds her strength.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
The day’s taken a dip, but fortunately here’s a new addition in the packed genre of cliched, saccharine, over-the-top—and highly entertaining—holiday fare.
It’s a story as well-worn: An American woman journeys to a distant snowy land and ends up finding romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher
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